You Can’t Stop the Blog!
Blog is a trap!
You first think ‘There’s no way I’m going to blog…no way’
You then think ‘Well summink’s just happened, I’ll write a blog’
This is when your problems really start. It starts creeping more and more into your thoughts to the point that you make mental notes on inane events so you can blog about them later. Then comes the real issue. You want people to read it. I mean, what’s the point in writing down anything if no-one will read it? Yeah, yeah, don’t give me that crap about just venting, or it makes you feel better writing your feelings down, you WANT people to read it. Then, sweet Jesus, you want people to comment on it…yes you do, oh yes you do! So what do you do now? Do you think, I’ll stop, I’ll stop now before it’s too late? But it’s already too late. You can’t help yourself…You write more blogs, then more again…Oh my God please someone help!!! You stare at the screen, your hands are shaking, hovering above the keyboard and you realise…You’ve got bloggers block! You want to blog, but you can’t, but you’ll keep trying until you find that ultimate blog, where everyone will want to read it and comment on it.
You pick up the phone in a last desperate attempt to stop. You dial Bloggers Anonymous…but there’s no answer, just a voicemail saying ‘There’s no-one here to take your call at the moment, please read our latest blog to find alternative contact details’ Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!!!
You then finally become resigned that you blog…yes, you blog!!
So go ahead, jump on it, it’s no issue, you can give up anytime!!! No really.
Blog is a trap!